"
"And you shall give me a lesson, Doctor," Captain Doolan, who had
also retired, said.
"It would be time thrown away by both of us, Doolan. You would
never make a pool player if you were to practice all your life. It
is not the eye that is wrong, but the temperament. You can make a
very good shot now and then, but you are too harum scarum and slap
dash altogether. The art of playing pool is the art of placing
yourself; while, when you strike, you have not the faintest idea
where your ball is going to, and you are just as likely to run in
yourself as you are to pot your adversary. I should abjure it if I
were you, Doolan; it is too expensive a luxury for you to indulge
in."
"You are right there, Doctor; only what is a man to do when fellows
say, 'We want you to make up a pool, Doolan'?"
"I should say the reply would be quite simple. I should answer, 'I
am ready enough to play if any of you are ready to pay my losses
and take my winnings; I am tired of being as good as an annuity to
you all,' for that is what you have been for the last ten years. Why,
it would be cheaper for you to send home to England for skittles,
and get a ground up here."
"But I don't play so very badly, Doctor."
"If you play badly enough always to lose, it doesn't matter as to
the precise degree of badness," the Doctor retorted. "It is not
surprising. When you came out here, fourteen or fifteen years ago,
boys did not take to playing billiards, but they do now.
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