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"The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.)"


To my office with a heavy heart having no assurance of how this second
marriage will turn out and little hope but seeing H. Nevil with a long
face did refuse to give him any inside information the which led to his
going under about noon to my great joy for it was he who did get me in
this marrying habit.

_February first_
My birthday and Lord what eating and drinking the which being good
beyond compare my wife staying in the pantry to keep the whole in trim
and all my friends discoursing on my joy the which is truly great she
being so plain that a man will never look at her and so loving that she
adoreth me come smiles come frowns.
But that which doth astonish me much is that H. Nevil telleth me that
she that was once my wife is of exceeding content with Lasselle a piece
of news which I can scarce credit comparing him with myself.
But so wags the world.


THE PAINTERMINE[3]
BY KENYON COX

Its innocence deserves no jibe--
Pity the creature, do not mock it.
'Tis type of all the artist tribe;
Its trousers haven't any pocket!
[Footnote 3: From "Mixed Beasts," by Kenyon Cox.


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