One day a tiger, who had grown remorseful over his murderous career,
resolved to turn over a new leaf and live on terms of friendly interest
with the other animals of the forest.
He started out on a campaign of pacification. The first animal he met was
the deer, whom he addressed in the most courteous and beautiful of
language, assuring him of his undying affection.
"Bunco!" yelled the deer, as he skipped away from there at the rate of ten
seconds in even time.
IMMORAL:
It is useless to attempt to gain the good-will of suspicious characters.
[Illustration: The Tiger and the Deer.]
The Old Man, His Son and the Ass.
An old man and his little boy were once driving an ass to the market-place.
"What's the matter with one of you riding?" said a passer-by. So the man
put his boy on the ass and they went on. The next person they met said it
was a shame to see a boy ride while an old man walked. The man lifted the
boy off and got on himself. This also excited adverse comment, and the man
took the boy up behind him. The next critic was a member of the S.P.C.A.,
and he upbraided them both roundly, saying that they would better carry the
ass than he them. Thereupon they tied the ass's legs to a long pole and
carried him between them. While crossing the bridge, into the town, the
man stumbled and the ass fell into the water and was drowned.
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