A display heading in the _World_ of November 18th has the following
astounding line:--
"GRANT cuts SCHURZ."
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[Illustration: NONE THE BETTER FOR TOO MUCH NURSING.
_Dr. W.G. Bryant._--"MR. KELLEY, THAT POOR CHILD PENNSYLVANIA HAS BEEN
FED TOO EXCLUSIVELY WITH PIG-IRON PAP. SUPPOSE YOU TRY SOME OF MY
FREE-TRADE MIXTURE, AND SEE IF THAT WON'T RESTORE IT TO HEALTH."]
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HIRAM GREEN SURPRISED.
His Fellow-Citizens Present Him with a Silver Tea Service.
When the Hon. BILL SOOWARD allers gets home from a voyige, the sitezens
of Auburn give him a warm recepshen.
When Goyenor HOFFMAN visits the home of his childhood days, a
spontaneous bust of friendship throws her lovin embrace about him.
When a few sundry other peeple, whose names shall be nameless in this
communication, have arroven to their long home on tother side of the
River Sticks, they will get a recepshen so warm, that, settin on top a
red hot koal stove and sokin their feet in a kittle full of b'iling
water, will be full as cheerin to 'em as a Mint Jewlip is to an
inhabitant of the Equinoxial line.
Recepshens and presentashens bein the order of the day, I took it into
my head, a short time since, to have my feller sitizens of Skeansboro'
give me some of it.
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