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A Chance for Metaphysicians to be Useful.
The German metaphysicians who have been so long bothering the world with
reports of their searches after the undiscoverable, should now exercise
whatever skill they have gained in this pursuit, in looking for signs of
republican protest in Germany against the growing tyranny of their
Prussian masters. Such a course would do their own country good, and, if
successful, would be most grateful to the rest of the world.
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A Twist of the Cable.
Telegrams per cable state that "VON DER TANN is retreating"--also that
"a Prussian bark has been blown up."
Combining these two statements, we obtain an excellent quality of Tan
Bark, which may or may not be suggestive of further "Hidings" of the
Prussians by the French.
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Grant-ed.
Recent disclosures concerning the President's Cabinet would go to show
that this piece of administrative furniture is a cabinet with Drawers.
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Bad for their Health.
Travel is so impeded by the terrible state of affairs at present
existing in France, that the Prussians cannot take Tours.
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New Occupation for the President.
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