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Ferrar, William J.

"More English Fairy Tales"

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"Hi," said the fool, "that's a good word."
So down he sat and began to drink. But it was wonderful how much liquor
it took to moisten so much dust; and each time he got to the bottom of
the pot he found he was still dry. At last he began to feel very merry
and pleased with himself.
"Hi, yi!" said he. "I've got a real coat o' clay now outside and
in--what a difference it do make, to be sure. I feel another man now--so
smart."
And he told the landlord he was certainly a wise man now, though he
couldn't speak over-distinctly after drinking so much. So up he got, and
thought he would go home and tell his mother she hadn't a fool for a son
any more.
But just as he was trying to get through the inn-door which would
scarcely keep still long enough for him to find it, up came the landlord
and caught him by the sleeve.
"See here, master," said he, "thou hasn't paid for thy score--where's
thy money?"
"Haven't any!" said the fool, and pulled out his pockets to show they
were empty.


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