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Douglas, Norman, 1868-1952

"South Wind"

Born ladies are not so
common that we should hide them away in nursing homes. All forceful
seclusion is dishonouring. Every little insect, drunk or sober, enjoys
its freedom; and if you gentlemen were not philanthropists I would try
to point out how galling your proposal must be, how humiliating to a
high-spirited woman to be placed under lock and key, in charge of some
callous attendant. But to what purpose? Turkey rhubarb--"
"I am afraid, Mr. Keith, that we have come at an inopportune moment?"
"It's quite possible. But I won't keep you much longer--you must be
dying to attend that funeral! In fact, I would not detain you at all if
I did not feel that you expected some kind of explanation from me. What
were we saying?"
"Turkey rhubarb."
"Ah, yes! I was trying to be fair-minded which, by the way, is a
general mistake. It struck me that perhaps I over-emphasized its
advantages just now. Because, of course, there is something to be said
against the use of such drugs. In fact, now I come to think of it,
there is a good deal to be said in favour of constipation.


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