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Adams, Samuel Hopkins, 1871-1958

"The Unspeakable Perk"


"Oh, Mr. Beetle Man, are you there?" she called.
"Yes, Voice. You sound strange. What is it?"
"I've been hurrying, and if you tell me I'm late, I'll--I'll fall
on your neck again and break it."
"Has anything happened?"
"Nothing in particular. I've been boxing the compass with a mule.
It's tiresome."
He reflected.
"You're not, by any chance, speaking figuratively of your
respected parent?"
"Certainly NOT!" she disclaimed indignantly. "This was a real
mule. You're very impertinent."
"Well, you see, he was impertinent to me, saying he was out when
he was in. What is his decision--yes or no?"
"No."
A sharp exclamation came from the nook below.
"Is that the entomological synonym for 'damn'?" she inquired.
"It's a lament for time wasted on a--Well, never mind that."
"But he wants you to carry a message by that secret route of
yours. Will you do it for him?"
"NO!"
"That's not being a very kind or courteous beetle man."
"I owe Mr. Brewster no courtesy."
"And you pay only where you owe? Just, but hardly amiable. Well,
you owe me nothing--but--will you do it for me?"
"Yes.


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