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Borrow, George Henry, 1803-1881

"The Romany Rye"

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"Then how would you, Mr. Romany Rye, pass off the veriest screw in
the world for a flying drummedary?"
"By putting a small live eel down his throat; as long as the eel
remained in his stomach, the horse would appear brisk and lively in
a surprising degree."
"And how would you contrive to make a regular kicker and biter
appear so tame and gentle, that any respectable fat old gentleman
of sixty, who wanted an easy goer, would be glad to purchase him
for fifty pounds?"
"By pouring down his throat four pints of generous old ale, which
would make him so happy and comfortable, that he would not have the
heart to kick or bite anybody, for a season at least."
"And where did you learn all this?" said the jockey.
"I have read about the eel in an old English book, and about the
making drunk in a Spanish novel, and, singularly enough, I was told
the same things by a wild blacksmith in Ireland. Now tell me, do
you bewitch horses in this way?"
"I?" said the jockey; "mercy upon us! I wouldn't do such things
for a hatful of money. No, no, preserve me from live eels and
hocussing! And now let me ask you, how would you spirit a horse
out of a field?"
"How would I spirit a horse out of a field?"
"Yes; supposing you were down in the world, and had determined on
taking up the horse-stealing line of business.


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